Failing
H.S. students are moving to El Paso, Texas-until they make the grade.
A
pedicure shop has opened in our neighborhood.
They’re offering Frequent Filer Smiles.
There once was a collector of books
Filling all crannies and nooks
A dilemma he faced
With a book misplaced
For which forever he now looks
When a TV
journalist says he will see me tomorrow I never used to worry. Now, with the NSA, I am not sure who will be
watching me tomorrow.
Do
seismologists get up at the crack of dawn?
At meetings, do entomologists bug out early?
News Headlines (possibly):
Spam CEO canned
English Professor promoted to chairman of the bards
Locksmith sought for D.C. gridlock
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