The
country’s mathematicians are meeting at the Continental Divide.
If you’re
retired can you still take vacation?
A new
book on fishing is being published: “Two Beers before the Cast.”
There once was a renowned gourmet
Who ordered a serving of Yoplait
He took his taste
Said it was like paste
And table mates he proceeded to spray
A street
fighter was known for walking up and punching people in the face. When asked why he replied: “I stopped to
swell the noses.”
A recent study reveals it costs $240,000 to raise a
child to the age of 18. If a newly
married couple who planned to have four children decides to have no children,
will they become millionaires?
News
Headlines (possibly):
Eating
too much cause of bad breadth
Tree huggers burned in forest fires
Psychologist stresses relaxation
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