Editors are convening in Correctionville, IA. (There will be a local TV White Out)
I have a
list of our country’s founding fathers.
Who were the losers?
Where there’s a will there’s a tax.
He played piano in the marching band.
I wanted to send anonymous email
But NSA would see it without fail
So I included a code
That no one knowed
To make their decryption flail
Obamacare
has two versions: Suture Self for those working, and Shoot Yourself for those
retired.
Is a
skunk that has its spray gland removed exstinkt?
His wife
bought an elastic purse-Spendex.
The local TV station was at the zoo with breaking
gnus.
News Headlines (possibly):
Missing
Dalmatian spotted
Sleep
disorder center plans layoffs
Dry Cleaners hold a press conference
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