They were
a case of love at first fight.
Aquaphobia
runs deep.
Obamacare
has been renamed Suture Self.
Yellow
Water, Florida, will host this year’s Urologists Convention.
I have
multiple personalities. Do I get a
group discount?
His new
fireplace suffered from a hearth murmur.
His ineptitude
is exceeded only by his arrogance.
Fossil
hunters are launching a new TV program on amphibians: “Antique Toad Show.”
Still water runs deep, but it is still water.
EHarmony
has been charged with arson-playing with matches.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Orkin
offices bugged
Reduckulous
law written by a quack (applies to a majority of recent laws)
NSA
accused of not listening to itself (this is unheard of)
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