Credit card companies are meeting in Cash,
Arkansas. Attendees will be carded.
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."- Yoda ('The Empire
Strikes Back')
A new horror movie on bed bugs is opening: “Night of the Living
Bed.”
Barnes & Noble has dropped the Nook. I guess we can no longer say “The Nook is
still out on that subject.”
There once was a man from Wales
Known for his scary tales
One was about a ghost
That became his host
My how his face it pales
There
were frequent thefts at a local marina which remained unsolved. None of the items could be found.
Divers
finally determined the cause of the losses-a giant clam.
The
losses were attributed to the Clue Clutch Clam.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Cattle
rancher roasted
Astrophysicists
worlds apart
Plans for
new hockey rink on ice
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