Werewolves (their Fang Club) are boycotting
Sunshine, Florida. (Some dark humor)
There is
a TV ad for reverse mortgages with a former Senator as spokesman. He uses the term “take my word for it” which
certainly motivates me to go out and get one.
The new
internet connection is WiSpy.
I am
70. Can I hang up my shingles now?
His dead
dad urned a place on the mantle.
The new computer
storage increment at the NSA is measured in terror bytes.
Idiostinkracy-passing
gas at the most unexpected times
The EPA
is initiating and in depth study of graves.
He joined
the University’s Bard Watching Club.
News Headlines (possibly):
Missing
paving machine resurfaces
After
agitating customers washer maker comes clean on defects
Bakery
managers toasted (an attempt to butter them up)
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