I have
removed the batteries from my hearing aids to prevent NSA from listening in.
Can I
move to an unlisted address?
Does a
marriage come with a wife-time guarantee?
The EENT
Dr. was a graduate of the Nasal Academy.
I wish
there was an “undo” button for some of our votes.
A local
swimming pool installed a dive through window.
Diptheoria-a
stupid proposal that spreads like a virus
The
Department of Natural Resources says that the poaching of fowl has led to a
quack down.
The chef
used herbs gingerly. (Or was it sparsley?)
Senate
and Congressional Hearings remind me of that jazz piece: “A Profound Gas.”
Do
fishing guides work pro bonito?
Marketing
firms are considering ads on toilet paper.
This could lead to shop while you drop.
I sent my fish landing equipment to NetFix for
repair. (That may have been a gaff.)
News Headlines (possibly):
His dream
of cremation went up in smoke
Catapult designer
launches new career
Funeral
home outlook dire
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