Rambler 444

 Happy Income Tax Day!

Sent from my fish finder:

Capone fans are meeting in Scarville, Iowa.

Birds without feathers fall together.

U.S. Government is seeking pun control.  You will be limited to ten words or less.

The long arm of the…….railroad stop device

When you least expect it, nothing happens.

Pungent-male humorist generating bad jokes

A 737 went off the runway in Bali.  Is that considered a “Bali Flop?”

"The graveyards are full of indispensable men."

- Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)

Any port in a…… wine glass.

News Headlines (possibly):

Fish hook manufacturing rivals trade barbs

Clock makers association unwinding