Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Rambler 443



"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

Marriage counselors are offering their services in Loves Park, Illinois.

Decadence-inability to understand the decimal system

A local TV journalist had cornea damage caused by keeping his eyes on a news item.

“Ask and you will be-   deceived.  (politicians’ version of adage)

They sold me a fish finder.   I didn’t know they were lost.

Does a plumber qualify as a drain surgeon?

Eggravation-frustation experience washing egg whites from a pan after poaching

Studies have shown that politicians’ favorite piano is the spinet.

News Headlines (possibly):

Sink hole studies experience drop in funding

Clock collectors convention winding up

Noose sails dropping, investors left hanging

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