"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F.
Kennedy (1917-1963)
Marriage counselors are offering their services in
Loves Park, Illinois.
Decadence-inability to understand the decimal
system
A local TV journalist had cornea damage caused by
keeping his eyes on a news item.
“Ask and you will be- deceived.
(politicians’ version of adage)
They sold me a fish finder. I didn’t know they were lost.
Does a plumber qualify as a drain surgeon?
Eggravation-frustation experience washing egg
whites from a pan after poaching
Studies have shown that politicians’ favorite piano
is the spinet.
News Headlines (possibly):
Sink hole
studies experience drop in funding
Clock collectors
convention winding up
Noose sails dropping, investors left hanging
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