Sent from
my microwave oven:
Based on the cold weather we’re having in MN in
March, it appears we will experience April Cool’s Day.
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no
time reading it."- Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
They are trying to level the playing fields in
Askewville, North Carolina. (This is
proceeding full tilt.)
There was a golfer in a storm
The use of umbrellas was not the norm
A lightning bolt
Provided a jolt
And his life it did reform (at least he was well grounded)
I was told I was inept. How do I get back to being ept?
All of my magazine subscriptions were
cancelled. I didn’t pass the background
check.
I thought she said:
“buy an Easter Biscuit.”
News
Headlines (possibly):
Shower
stall companies are on a slippery soap
CEO of
toy top company puts new spin on sales losses
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