Rambler 474

The drought has farmers looking for haystacks in Needles, California.

A local pedicure shop is offering frequent filer miles.

Is an oncologist considered “The Good Tumor Man?”

Because of local flooding, rain dancers are being transferred.

Can we have pictures of certain politicians posted in the Post Office’s 10 Least Wanted?

There was a collector of fish hooks

Of all sizes, shapes, and looks

There was an earthquake

And his hooks did shake

Before he sits he now looks (a limerick with a point)

 

I have been married for 48 years and have acquired 220 half pairs of socks.

My new diet only allow me to eat the holes in Swiss Cheese.

News Headlines (possibly):

Furnace war heats up

New contact lens design an eye opener