Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Rambler 473


When I was a kid, you were called “four eyes” if you got glasses.   Was that ever upgraded for: bifocals, trifocals or contacts?

Are investment counselors considered fortune tellers or crystal ball gazers?

EPA bans spitting and recommends personal recycling.

I was asked to step on the scales.  But they were still on the fish.

There once was a hunter of frogs

Who had a few too many grogs

Instead of frog legs

He had a serving of eggs

Served with cuttings of hogs

 

Why is it called the United Nations when is anything but united?

 

A local fire department physical training program has firemen on stairoids.

 

News Headlines (possibly):

A run on diarrhea medicine

T-Rex added to the endangered species list

Obese population at large

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