When I
was a kid, you were called “four eyes” if you got glasses. Was that ever upgraded for: bifocals,
trifocals or contacts?
Are
investment counselors considered fortune tellers or crystal ball gazers?
EPA bans
spitting and recommends personal recycling.
I was
asked to step on the scales. But they
were still on the fish.
There once was a hunter of frogs
Who had a few too many grogs
Instead of frog legs
He had a serving of eggs
Served with cuttings of hogs
Why is it called the United Nations when is
anything but united?
A local fire department physical training program
has firemen on stairoids.
News
Headlines (possibly):
A run on
diarrhea medicine
T-Rex
added to the endangered species list
Obese population at large
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