Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Rambler 459



They said there is a fork in the road ahead.   I said “Y.”

Two good, on-line, satirical sites:
The onion caused a Senator to propose selling national parks to reduce the national debt-he thought it to be serious.

I have finally figured out why TV announcers say they will see us tomorrow.   The NSA has provided the tools for them to watch us.

It is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.

I didn’t shave today.   I wore camouflage and couldn’t find myself in the mirror.

Our family tree needs sprucing up.

Police in St. Cloud are running down jaywalkers.

Antimatter is being studied in Unalaska, Alaska

News Headlines: (possibly)

Tree house builder branching out

Belt makers buckling down

New rules have exterminators fuming

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