Rambler 452

Variety is the spice of Heinz.

I was once in palliative care.  I think pilliative is a more proper term.

"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

A study shows that replacing the dollar bill with a dollar coin will save $150 million a year.  That’s enough for the IRS and GSA to hold their conventions.

A local Sioux surgeon is known for his collection of scalpels.

I was the line coach for our fishing team.

I sat down and wrote myself a letter

But certainly should have known better

Apparently one of the words I used

By the NSA computer was perused

They just arrived-my legs to a fetter  (this might be the start of a chain letter)

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Our marriage was love at first fight.

After investigating certain deposits on top of the apartment building, a certain dog has been named “The Piddler on the Roof.”

NSA-the equipment to gather all of the phone calls has been named: “The super dooper snooper scooper.”

The waiter serving me coffee gave me hot splashes.

I bought a new GPS for hiking-the IPlod.

He had a mania for growing ferns but he was sporeaddict.

News Headlines (possibly):

Cookware company develops a new “why fry” line

Drop in sales of sirens alarming

Mayan world ending being rescheduled