Monday, May 13, 2013

Rambler 445



Sent from my electric start snow blower:

New actors are said to be arming themselves with fame throwers.

Plankton-unit of measure for wood flooring

He said he was forced to relocate his boat because of pier pressure.

The FDA has confirmed that new food containers for seniors are people proof.

Three were shot at a Colorado marijuana rally.   I guess the pot didn’t pan out.

He is a dead ringer for a horseshoe player I used to know.

To control the bird population a new department has been created: “planned parrothood.”

Are arm surgeons humerus?

The bad news is that there is no good news.  The good news is that there is no more bad news.

After pulling a few strings, I was able to find Alfred Hitchcock’s theme: “The Funeral March of a Marionette.”

News Headlines (possibly):

The AMA recommends fish oil changes

Whistle blower cites referees’ misconduct

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