Sent from
my electric start snow blower:
New
actors are said to be arming themselves with fame throwers.
Plankton-unit
of measure for wood flooring
He said
he was forced to relocate his boat because of pier pressure.
The FDA
has confirmed that new food containers for seniors are people proof.
Three
were shot at a Colorado marijuana rally.
I guess the pot didn’t pan out.
He is a
dead ringer for a horseshoe player I used to know.
To
control the bird population a new department has been created: “planned
parrothood.”
Are arm
surgeons humerus?
The bad
news is that there is no good news. The
good news is that there is no more bad news.
After
pulling a few strings, I was able to find Alfred Hitchcock’s theme: “The
Funeral March of a Marionette.”
News
Headlines (possibly):
The AMA
recommends fish oil changes
Whistle
blower cites referees’ misconduct
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