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my waffle iron:
A recent
article said gold is brought to the surface by earthquakes. Every cloud has a silver lining and every
earthquake has a pocket of gold.
A new medical treatment for wrinkles has been
developed. Air is blown under the skin
to smooth it out. It will be called
Blow Tox.
Basketball has March Madness, DC has Year Round
Insanity.
If I make
a U turn does it become a me turn?
Was the
midnight ride of Paul Revere Eastern Standard Time or Daylight Savings Time?
Snow removal experts are convening in Skidmore, KS.
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I
was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
- Groucho
Marx (1895-1977)
News
Headlines (possibly):
Shocking
increase in the use of defibrilators
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