Hamburger makers are holding a swap meat in Frankfurt, Germany.
My hands have so many wrinkles that palm readers charge extra for a session.
My bottle of Mouth Kote (TM) says "dry mouth spray." If it is dry, how can it spray?
If your TV color adjustments are off, do you end up with dill pixels?
foreploy-the pre-election speech given to arouse the voters
When it comes to TV dinners, many are frozen but few are thawed.
There were once two men in a canoe
One in great need of a "loo"
The gas he ripped
The canoe it tipped
He went into the water number two
In West Virginia, coal mining companies are making mole hills out of mountains.
A local boat is being offered in a short sail.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Eggs not all they're cracked up to be.
Baseball season kicked off.
Recent study shows toy top manufacturers are not rotating their stock.
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